oh my God you KILLED all my higher brain functions! this... hell, I recced this on IM before I was even halfway through. I bow to your writing skills. I... *dies some more*

damn, I need a cold shower.

*tries to resurrect self*... don't mind the dead plants, hokay?

I love Jeff, but in a way I was pretty glad that this wasn't a J3 fic. Jeff is the perfect master, he makes sure his sub is in good hands.

I wish you hadn't killed me so dead, then I'd be able to give you the lengthy feedback you deserve.