Hello. I'm reading all your stuff like a lurky stalker, since I liked 'One Easy Lesson' and 'Finding Something Right' so much. It's awesome. For some reason, I have such a kink for shy, nervous people being treated much better than they expect to be, and you hit it every time.

Blowing Jensen up against the fridge door seems like a great idea, but Harley won’t stop sniffing his ear and Sadie’s so confused that she paces and whines the whole time. Jensen starts laughing and that’s not real helpful either.

This cracked me up. I tried to have sex in the same room as the cats once. Never again. There was howling, there was running around, there was attacking the furniture... my girlfriend at the time was scared of the cats before that little experiment.