Why?

[ladyjanelly]

So I'm sitting in Chick fil A this morning, and I am the only person in that whole half of the restaurant, working on my laptop with all my notebooks spread out around me, looking all busy and stuff.

WHY did the two men with the two toddlers have to come sit right behind me?  

You know how hard it is to write PORN with a kid learning his colors two feet away?

Sheesh.

Comments

[faunna.livejournal.com]

Because most people are oblivious to their surroundings and give no thought to the ramifications of their actions. This goes doubly so the average Chick-fil-A patron as the chain was specifically designed to cater to the bland needs of the inherently thoughtless urban homosheepian.

Next time return the favor... grab your cell phone and pretend to talk to Forest about euphemisms for the penis as you feverishly take notes. Maybe they won't notice, maybe they'll get the hint and move away, maybe they'll ask you not to say things like "one eyed foam spitting burrito of love" in front of their children giving you an opening to point out that they chose to sit next right next to the only person who was quite obviously sitting well away from everyone else. Me, in a confrontational mood... nahhhhh :)

How about this, just start laughing, loud. Nothing scares the average joe out of an airspace like someone suddenly having an uncontrollable, preferably maniacal, laughing fit as they approach. It's more, um, sophisticated than doing what my husband might do which is begin an exaggerated crotch scratching action and suddenly blurt out something like "Gahhh, this CREAM the Dr. gave me isn't helping the RASH on my BALLS!"... uncouth, but effective.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

The bad thing was, that's like my place. I'm a regular. They know my order when I walk in and they make my tea right. And I was so focused that I didn't realize they were right there until I saw the back of their heads reflected in the laptop.

I'm okay now. Really.

[faunna.livejournal.com]

You know I don't consider you average or a homosheepian, right?

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. No insult taken. But I can pass when I have to.

And chicken breakfast burritos.