Totally awesome kitty crack! The descriptions of cat Jared darting around the room in fear and then ending up in Jensen's lap were perfect. I cold see it all in my head clearly.
Bill screwed up! The fact that he's as confused as Jensen is hysterical.

“How are you using the phone?” Bill says instead of answering the damn question. “And. I mean. I didn’t think you’d be able to talk.”

Too funny!! You have to write more of this. Please!!