So I was looking for some very important papers today (never found the fuckers) and I found a notebook with a lot of building plans for my old house that i was doing renovations on, and in the middle, I found this piece that was the background history for a character I played in a RPG called "Deadlands."  And you know what?  It's like five years old, and I don't think it sucks.

( It's amazing, the things you find written in old notebooks... )