ladyjanelly: (ben good soldier)
ladyjanelly ([personal profile] ladyjanelly) wrote2008-04-11 09:33 pm

Movie review: Devour.

Non-spoiler review.

Okay.  So.  This is the worst movie I think I've ever seen.  The Ackles boys did a great job and some of the other actors weren't bad.  Jensen was in every scene except one, and that almost made it worse, because I couldn't fast-forward. Couldn't look away.  He was all there being beautiful in the middle of this plotless wonder of a film.

I'd heard that there were script changes mid-production and it shows. Bad.  Kendra and I are still asking each other "So why was that person there?" and "If and then and why what??"

And there were times in the movie when it's just Jensen looking at the camera for like 3 seconds at a time.  Like they just kept filming and somebody should have trimmed that part out.

So bad.  

If I ever watch it again it'll just be to screencap the pretty.  And my god was he pretty in that.  And bloody. And single emo tear.

[identity profile] what-the-chelle.livejournal.com 2008-04-12 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I tried to find any redeeming quality after I watched it because I enjoy the Ackles that much. But . . . his girlfriend turned into his mom and he was apparently the antichrist or something and what was going on in the end. even without the confusing bits, the overall concept (if i even managed to grab that) was a little ridiculous.
but oh! the pretty!