Movie review: Devour.

[ladyjanelly]

Non-spoiler review.

Okay.  So.  This is the worst movie I think I've ever seen.  The Ackles boys did a great job and some of the other actors weren't bad.  Jensen was in every scene except one, and that almost made it worse, because I couldn't fast-forward. Couldn't look away.  He was all there being beautiful in the middle of this plotless wonder of a film.

I'd heard that there were script changes mid-production and it shows. Bad.  Kendra and I are still asking each other "So why was that person there?" and "If and then and why what??"

And there were times in the movie when it's just Jensen looking at the camera for like 3 seconds at a time.  Like they just kept filming and somebody should have trimmed that part out.

So bad.  

If I ever watch it again it'll just be to screencap the pretty.  And my god was he pretty in that.  And bloody. And single emo tear.

Comments

[domina-malfoy.livejournal.com]

Smallville and Black Sash. Apparently he was also in The 4400 and Kyle XY both of which I'd been planning to watch eventually. Part of me is starting to rethink that LOL

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

He was in the 4400? And I missed it? Now I have to actually look him up.

And you much watch the 4400. It is truly awesome. (And I'm not just saying that because Brooke Nevin is in it). S4 especially, is just so fantastic and creepy and you will cry in the finale.

(Hi, I'm Kip by the way!)

[domina-malfoy.livejournal.com]

Brooke Nevin too? Cool! I knew about Samantha Ferris and Megalyn Echikunwoke but not Brooke Nevin. I think I'll have to go see who else plays in it now :P

I'm Amber! Nice to meet you :P lol

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

Everyone's in it. I think I counted 8 people in the pilot who've been in Spn at some point.

And yup, Brooke is in the whole first season. Not that I'm obsessed.

*grins* Think we're hijacking this thread?

[domina-malfoy.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised lol Since getting into SPN it feels like I've been recognising a crap load of people lol

Obsessions are fun :P

Hijacking? Now why would you say that? LOL

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

It's because there are approximately 50 actors that regularly work in British Columbia and they turn up in everything.

Obsessions are the reason we exist. *nods*

Because our thread has somewhat taken off at a tangent? ;p But a good one, I'm having happy Brooke thoughts now, so thank you. *grins*

[domina-malfoy.livejournal.com]

I actually like seeing the same people. I like knowing who I'm watching lol

Obsession is like 90% of my life lol

Happy Brooke thoughts are alwasy good! Heh, in our defense, ladyjanelly never said people weren't allowed to hijack her post! ;D

Btw, I'll be friending you now :)

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

Me too, I like spotting them. It's a fun game. (My mum and I use to compete on who could recognise the most actors in an episode. Is that somewhat sad?)

This is true. Maybe she'll change her mind now though. *grins*

I noticed, and friended back, because new friends? Always fun. *nods*

[domina-malfoy.livejournal.com]

I doubt it's sad since I'm sure you aren't the only one who does that lol

[loki-dip.livejournal.com]

*beams*