ladyjanelly: (jared cat)
ladyjanelly ([personal profile] ladyjanelly) wrote2007-09-22 09:33 pm
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Fic: Domestic Short-Hair (J2. R, Crack!fic) 3/?

Kitty-fic.
So Jensen had this cat. And this cat became a boy.




“Jensen?” Trist asks, which seems to be his default for all the little meows he used to make. It makes something in Jensen's chest tighten to know that all those things he used to think were ‘feed me’ or ‘pet me’ or ‘hairballs hurt’ were his name, that Trist has so much faith in him.

They’re sitting on the couch, after sharing a can of tuna (Jensen's just not feeding a person cat-food, despite how Trist still sniffs around the container). Trist’s head is on Jensen's lap, which is uncomfortable in the “gorgeous, naked, innocent” sort of way. It’s definitely an improvement over the “crushing my damn leg” way it was when Trist tried to sit his whole six and a half feet on Jensen's lap.

Despite how fast the man-cat picked up language and eating with utensils, the sweet-hearted kitten that Jensen picked up out of the gutter three years ago is still there, touch-hungry and physically affectionate.

“Yeah, Trist?” Jensen replies, and it doesn’t sound as strange as it should. Working from home for the past couple years has made Jensen lonely in that way where talking to an animal seemed better than talking to himself. He strokes the dark brown of Trist’s hair, marveling at the change, how long it is, how soft.

“Trist is,” Trist says in that way that Jensen's come to understand means he’s missing a piece of vocabulary. “Trist is couch?” Trist tries again, and Jensen smiles.

Language is a much easier thing to contemplate than the fact that Jensen's cat is talking back to him, and Jensen's been stalling on doing or thinking about anything else for hours.

“Trist is not a couch,” Jensen corrects, gentle. “Can you show me?”

Trist nods and stretches. He yawns, lips pulled back and his pink tongue curling at the tip. He closes his eyes and snuggles in against Jensen's thigh. “Trist is,” he says again, a tiny plaintive note creeping into his voice.

Jensen pets him again, slow and calm. It soothes him as much as his ex-cat. “Trist is sleepy? “

“Sleepy,” Trist agrees in a whisper.

“Go to sleep then,” Jensen urges, and strokes his hair for a while, until the young man’s breathing slows and deepens, until his body is all flat and relaxed and soft.

Creeping slow, Jensen slips out from under Trist’s weight. The computer’s still on and he rights his desk chair and takes a seat. Trist’s cheek twitches, like flicking whiskers, as Jensen hits Google and starts searching. “Animal transformation” brings him some links to what looks like porn with people becoming animals who become people again and have sex with their brothers. Weird. And when a guy who’s teaching his cat to speak in full sentences calls something weird, it just ain’t right.

From there his night just goes downhill. He runs across people dressing up in big fuzzy suits and having sex with each other and before he can decide that there’s no possibility of anything useful there he’s seen photos. There are a lot of websites in purple and black, with background pictures of cats and pentacles and the moon, sites about female sexual potency, but nothing, absolutely nothing, that says what to do when your cat’s been turned into a person.

Jensen stretches and pops his back. He should keep looking. The right site has to be here somewhere. Bill can’t have the market cornered on turning things into things they shouldn’t be.

And what are you gonna do if you find something? He has to ask himself. It isn’t right for an animal to become a person. He knows that. He should never have started teaching Trist to be more of a person, but it’s a little late now. He doesn’t know if he’s looking to find a way to reverse this or a way to make sure it never ends. He scrubs his hands against his aching eyes. Fuck. Just--fuck.

A big warm hand lands on his shoulder, scaring the crap out of him. Trist is stealthy as all hell. Still. “Jeeensen?” he asks in that little purring question of a tone.

“I’m okay,” Jensen starts to say, but Trist is there in his space, nuzzling at his jaw, doing those ‘scent marking’ rubs against his stubble.

“No,” Jensen says as Trist’s knee comes up into his lap. They are not both gonna fit in this chair. “No, Trist. Down.”

Trist makes a little piff through his nose and turns and stalks off, heading to his food dish in annoyance. Jensen groans. A pouting human is so much more effective than a pouting critter. He wants to make it right but he’s too tired for this shit.

“Look,” he says, and Trist ignores him. “Trist. Look, I’m going to bed.” Trist pushes his bowl around the little mat it sits on.

Jensen turns away and goes into his bedroom, shutting the door behind him. He’s not sure he’ll be able to sleep, but he needs a couple minutes to just be alone and process it all. He strips down by the bed and then crosses to the bathroom. The shower’s hot and feels good against his scalp, over his shoulders. He doesn’t plan to, but between one thought and the next his dick’s in his hand and he’s stroking it.

He’s a bad person. He’s sure of it. Trist is like--new in the world. Like a baby in a man’s body and no matter how beautiful that body is, all long lines and sculpted muscles and golden skin, Jensen shouldn’t jerk off to the thought of him. He shouldn’t and it’s wrong and he comes knowing that this, this sick attraction, is what makes him want to keep Trist forever, keep him a person forever.

ext_2984: Dean reads Supernatural (Dancing Sammy)

[identity profile] jellicle.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
:) *dances with joy*. Gonna read it now.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You dork.
Was that your way of First!-ing me?

Silly. :)

[identity profile] guard-the-cards.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I love the difference between the humor of him trying to figure out what is going on, the honesty of Trist's way of speaking, it so simple and so honest. And the way that Jensen is blown away by how much faith his kittie had in him, still does. So amazing. Hardly a crack fic in my opinion

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm so good at crack. :)

At least this one didn't go dark and twisted and strange on me.

Trist looooves Jensen.

Holy crap--I wrote all of this and more than half of the next one in two hrs at Chick Fil A tonight.
ext_2984: Dean reads Supernatural (Jensen dorky glasses)

[identity profile] jellicle.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I couldn't pass the opportunity! :)

[identity profile] misskatieleigh.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
:D

I am in my happy place now. thank you

[identity profile] davidcrackin.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeeeeiiiiiii!! This is story is the reason I hit my refresh button two or three (ten) times before I go to bed just in case. I love it. I want to keep Trist a person forever too!
ext_2984: Dean reads Supernatural (Jensen dorky glasses)

[identity profile] jellicle.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
They are cute, Trys is the cutest thing, but this ended in such a sad note :(
But still I love you and you're gonna make them work, they are the cutest cute thing and Tryst's vocabulary and care and love for Jensen is sweet.

I'm really being a dork now, I know. *shakes head*.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Heh. But Jensen's just doing that thing where he thinks he's dirty-bad-wrong for wanting to lust on Trist when really he is so afraid he's responding to that unconditional love with unconditional love.

Dork is good. :) Be not ashamed of thine inner dork. It's a rule.
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2007-09-23 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Aww! Gutter-kitty!
*snuggles them*

This is just...so...fun.
And, you know, a little bit sad.
*pets them*

[identity profile] guard-the-cards.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I love places where I can write. I have yet to find one here but its still good! Even if it isn't Crack. And weirdly enough I just finished reading the Jensen!bot one just before this was posted

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yay. Glad you enjoyed it.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. I have a few fics that I follow like that. I am totally flattered that I"m on your list.

Trist has gotta get renamed soon. I used the find/replace before I posted this and found three places with a 'jared.'

So glad you enjoyed it. Trying to figure out what sort of life there'll be for a person-Trist.

[identity profile] aislinn-tredor.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
I love.

kitty!person!

Aww. I am enjoying this so far.

“Animal transformation” brings him some links to what looks like porn with people becoming animals who become people again and have sex with their brothers.

lol, all those wincest animal fics? ^_^
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[personal profile] minim_calibre 2007-09-23 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
I have taken advantage of my cold to catch up on my to-read list! Whee! This is shaping up to be fun. (And you've got that cat POV down in part 2!)

[identity profile] avid-slacker.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I love when crack fic turns out to be so much more. I just went back and read all three parts, and this is amazing. It's shocking how much Trist the cat is like Jared the man with the devotion to Jensen and strong need for touch.

I saw in a previous post that you mentioned Trist needed renaming, but I think the name's kinda cool.

[identity profile] nova-berry.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
$&^@%$%@(

This is the most adorably awesome crack!fic I've read in ages! You made my face look like this: ^_______^

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Re-reading it after the 'sad' comments, I think it did find that little bit of conflict/despair/sad that I hadn't planned on at the end.

But y'know. Jensen's just trying to hide how scared he is of returning unconditional love with unconditional love under his fear of being a bad person for having lust too. So don't be too sad for them.

[identity profile] vily.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, Trist is not at all like my evil little kitties. I wonder if I can trade them in for one like him.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. I referred to wincest in a cracktastic rps AU. It's crack. I get to do that. :)

Glad you're enjoying our sweet person-cat. It's...amazingly easy to write Jared as a kitty.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Awesome. Thanks. :)

Just wrote half of chapter 4 (cat POV again). Hee.

Jared is amazingly easy to write as a kitty.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
but I think the name's kinda cool.

So it doest bother you that it's not "J2" in the strictest form? You think everyone sees Jared in Trist? Cause omg it'd be easier to leave Jensen calling him that.

Hee. Jared is amazingly easy to write as a sweet little kitty.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yay! Squee-face!

Glad you're enjoying it.

[identity profile] davidcrackin.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
>>Be not ashamed of thine inner dork.<<

I have Dr. Pepper leaking out of my sinuses because I snort-laughed very hard ... I hope you are satisfied.

[identity profile] ladyjanelly.livejournal.com 2007-09-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
6'4 and gorgeous? Not likely.

My Piff kitty is like Trist-sweet. He loves to be around people so much that he'd rather be loved on than eat. I get tired of carrying him around before he does.

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