Losers/Leverage would totally be the epic that I was trying to avoid by writing that "5 times it didn't mean anything" fic.
Jake and Cougar would seduce Eliot that first time, and he keeps expecting a hard fast fuck, but god, they take their time and are so damn tender with him he doesn't know how to take it. They fall asleep in his bed and he lies awake until morning and makes them a gourmet breakfast. Eliot thinks that's the end of it. Then they show up again a month or tow later (possibly in a different country). And again, and again. He finds himself not hooking up so much with the random women they run across on jobs. Okay, not at all. Because he knows Jake and Cougar will find him again.
Then Eliot goes missing between jobs and the team is freaking out. Hardison is researching to see if any of Eliot's old enemies is in town or something, and Jensen busts through his firewall with a chat box that says "WTF, you LOST OUR ELIOT???"
Together, they find who has Eliot, and it's more than the Leverage crew can handle, and more than Jensen/Cougar can handle (and they're split from Clay because Pooch left to be a dad and they didn't see a happy end to the story after that, fuck Clay and his vendetta). If they could do it on their own, there's no way Jensen and Cougar would work with a bunch of civilian amateurs, and no way the Leverage crew would work with cold blooded killers like Cougar (and maybe that Jake guy, they're not sure about him, he looks kind of growly right about now).
So they get Eliot out and he's all beat up and can't walk. Jensen pulls a gun and Cougar puts a laser dot on Nate's forehead and they tell them they'll bring Eliot back when he's better, slackers not keeping track of their hitter.
And then Jensen carries Eliot out of there (because Jensen may spend days behind a computer screen but the dude is built).
With maybe Parker waiting for them at their safe house.
Not that I've thought about this at all. Nope, never. :)
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Date: 2012-05-31 02:03 am (UTC)Jake and Cougar would seduce Eliot that first time, and he keeps expecting a hard fast fuck, but god, they take their time and are so damn tender with him he doesn't know how to take it. They fall asleep in his bed and he lies awake until morning and makes them a gourmet breakfast. Eliot thinks that's the end of it. Then they show up again a month or tow later (possibly in a different country). And again, and again. He finds himself not hooking up so much with the random women they run across on jobs. Okay, not at all. Because he knows Jake and Cougar will find him again.
Then Eliot goes missing between jobs and the team is freaking out. Hardison is researching to see if any of Eliot's old enemies is in town or something, and Jensen busts through his firewall with a chat box that says "WTF, you LOST OUR ELIOT???"
Together, they find who has Eliot, and it's more than the Leverage crew can handle, and more than Jensen/Cougar can handle (and they're split from Clay because Pooch left to be a dad and they didn't see a happy end to the story after that, fuck Clay and his vendetta). If they could do it on their own, there's no way Jensen and Cougar would work with a bunch of civilian amateurs, and no way the Leverage crew would work with cold blooded killers like Cougar (and maybe that Jake guy, they're not sure about him, he looks kind of growly right about now).
So they get Eliot out and he's all beat up and can't walk. Jensen pulls a gun and Cougar puts a laser dot on Nate's forehead and they tell them they'll bring Eliot back when he's better, slackers not keeping track of their hitter.
And then Jensen carries Eliot out of there (because Jensen may spend days behind a computer screen but the dude is built).
With maybe Parker waiting for them at their safe house.
Not that I've thought about this at all. Nope, never. :)