Oh man. Tyler pings my gaydar so hard. Like "Look at you, sleeping in the V of that man's legs in the airport" and "Tyler! What did you just do with your hand?? What was that flippy thing?" There's a photo of him ON HIS KNEES, eyes closed and head tipped back while another man pours vodka from the bottle into his mouth. The entire hockey fandom agrees he looks like a 'straight' boy who does gay porn. If you see tags on porn like "#notTyler" or "#Segs does Dallas" or something similar, it's him they're talking about.
And Jamie, oooh. He's this huge, soft-spoken young man, and then with the flip of a switch he's pounding some dude's face in with his bare fist. Bambi-eyes to demon-in-a-meatsuit in two seconds flat. And that's if the other team is lucky and he doesn't just score on them a whole lot instead of hitting somebody.
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Date: 2014-06-23 04:10 am (UTC)And Jamie, oooh. He's this huge, soft-spoken young man, and then with the flip of a switch he's pounding some dude's face in with his bare fist. Bambi-eyes to demon-in-a-meatsuit in two seconds flat. And that's if the other team is lucky and he doesn't just score on them a whole lot instead of hitting somebody.
I totally fetishized his horrible hair in the hooker!fic I'm writing. here it is without a hat: https://38.media.tumblr.com/2c01f046fb7fa4852cd8035bdf54cea4/tumblr_n1ycf5edOH1tnl7bno2_250.gif