I say we get the bros and roll off in their shit with some T-ball bats….
Or get Haven and Shalazar REALLY drunk, strip them down, paint stripes on their fat naked bodies so they look like obscene Michelin men, oil them down and declare an invasion on the mechanics at Sears. The rest of us can dress up like rival grease monkeys from Pep Boys and go to town on their bitch asses swinging tire irons and using old hub caps as shields. Viva la vehicle turf wars!!!!!
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Date: 2007-07-13 12:18 pm (UTC)Or get Haven and Shalazar REALLY drunk, strip them down, paint stripes on their fat naked bodies so they look like obscene Michelin men, oil them down and declare an invasion on the mechanics at Sears. The rest of us can dress up like rival grease monkeys from Pep Boys and go to town on their bitch asses swinging tire irons and using old hub caps as shields. Viva la vehicle turf wars!!!!!