ladyjanelly

So at like 1:30 this morning, I'm fast asleep on the couch (since I'm too preggers to be comfy in bed) and am woken by a hidious scream not ten feet from where I am.

Apparently one of the bastard neighborhood strays is aggrivating my Piffy by sitting outside the screen and staring at him.

I try closing the window--doesnt help.
I try locking Piff in another room, but he's still upset and vocal about it.

I let Piffy back into the living room and gather supplies. I open the window. Piff yowls at the intruder. Intruder leaps at the screen.

Janelly splashes the tuxedo-marked little grey bastard in the face with a coffee-cup full of tap-water.

Stray picks somewhere else to be.
Piffy is smug.
Blue comes out from hiding under the bed.
All is right in the world.