Teh spam. It is odd.

[ladyjanelly]

Teh spam. It is odd.

So I got an e-mail from someone I didn't recognize, but I had a comment on LJ a while ago with someone asking if they could bounce some ideas off of me, so when an e-mail came with a woman's name and the subject line "Ferryman" I assumed it was SPN-related.

So anyway, inside is a link for a viagra site and this line:



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Just like that.

How very bizarre.

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[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Ahhh. It's funny that the right combo of name and subject made me open it and the content amused me then. That's--sort of cool in a not-cool way.

I read the text before I even saw there was a link.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Why does internet spam always assume we have erectile disfunction?

Dear Internet Spam:

I do not have a penis. I do not want your viagra, your virgins, or your anal vibrators. I do not want to impress my girlfriend with my huge penis. I do not have a girlfriend OR a penis.

In conclusion, your porn? Do. Not. WANT.

Thanks,
Me.

But hey, at least your spam was poetical! *g* (Poetical is my new favorite word. Shakespeare likes to make words up... including fake latin *grumble*, but I like "poetical". I could live without "impeticos thy gratillity", and the other nonsense I babble in "Twelfth Night"... but "poetical" I'll keep. *g*)

[yonihamagid.livejournal.com]

And my breasts are quite large enough, thank you very much.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

No one EVER cares about my breasts! All I get is "penis, penis, penis"! It'd be great if my internet spam got my gender right, just once.

I feel like Jan Brady, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!"

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

It's funny how the sender-name, subject line conspired to make me open a spam with cool stuff in it.

And yes. Do. not. want. When i want porn i know where to go.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

It is rather polite of them to attempt to save you the journey. "Oh, don't exhaust your brain looking for porn. Here! Have some in your inbox!"

[angels3.livejournal.com]

I get those damn things all the time or the ones that say come see me naked or even better make your penis larger which hell if it can do that it's the eighth wonder of the world since I don't have one in the first place.

[nereem.livejournal.com]

Lol, that's quite eloquent for a spam. I get them too- IMPRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND- WANT A LARGER, STRONGER, ERECTION? - Large and strong- I mean... wow.

[tabaqui]

Isn't that stuff weird? I've gotten quotes from 'Madame Bovary' and 'Lord of the Rings' and all kinds of stuff.

[ixchel55.livejournal.com]

Woah! That is weird. Just to be clear, if anything comes from me, my email name is the same as my LJ name.

Also, damn I'm tired of Viagra spam.

[stjra.livejournal.com]

My hubby tells me that in some walks of the virtual world, people with too much time on their hands are theorising that the eloquent spam that the automated spam bots are producing is the internets own awareness coming into being and the spam email is it's attempts to communicate! Yeah, some people take too many of the freaky drugs and not enough of the healthy drugs! LOL!

But yes, some spam is very eloquent and poetic, until you get to the advert for herbal penis enlargement and the ever popular (apparently) penis pumps! You got to love the internet!

[sprotte.livejournal.com]

Oh, I got some 'Lord of the Rings'- and 'The Hobbit'-stuff some time ago - it made me laugh hard for being one of my fandoms and all... always hoped the story would be continued on the next spam, but it never worked - stupid spam :D.