Fic meme

[ladyjanelly]

Stolen from epeeblade

The thing is, when people look for stories, they always make it sound like badfic. Now, often that's because it really is badfic, but sometimes it's good and they just suck at describing the story.

So,your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to summarize badly any one (or more!) of my stories and I'll try to guess which it is. You could even pretend you don't remember the pairing or fandom to make it harder to guess.

 

Comments

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

I'll try this! I think this is really easy to guess, though, hahaha.

There was this one where this guy is like, emotionally stunted and freaks out when people get near him, and he models for money, and this other guy has a huge crush on him and likes to draw him.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Ha Ha! Can't fool me. Rollerball, right?

[overstreets.livejournal.com]

Life Drawing!

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? There's no robot in Rollerbal...

[angels3.livejournal.com]

I refuse to take the mission as it is impossible.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Curses! You've foiled my plan to distract people from the fact that I still have not done all my replies to comments from last chapter!


I really am AUtastic, aren't I? I mean...Yeah. I can't think of a way to disguise many of my fics. You'd have to get intentionally confused in a huge way to not be obvious. :)

[paintmydays.livejournal.com]

What about the one where nobody knows where the guy came from, not even himself, and the other guy works in a free clinic and doesn't really know where he's going?

Oh! And I think there is a claustrophobic old guy! ;)

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Um...Rollerball?


:)

[paintmydays.livejournal.com]

Mmmm don't think so. No, there isn't any hooker involved in the one I'm talking about. At least for now.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Oh. You're thinking the one with the robot then?

[embroiderama]

There was this one where Jensen was like ugly or something? (I KNOW! RITE!)

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Oh no, wait. I think that was Rollerball.

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

Oh, there was this one, that I adore, where Jensen has a pet cat or something, and he has a crush on the cat, I think. The cat may or may not be crushing back. Oh, yeah, and the cat turned into a human. . .I think it was Jared, but it coulda been Rosenbaum. Or Kim Manners.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Kim Manners. Crap. Didn't I use him in Rollerball?

[shadowc44.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, that's where I remember him from! So who the heck was the cat? Or was it a dog?

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Oh damn. Maybe Rollerball was the one with the robot...

[frostian.livejournal.com]

There's boy sexing and it's hot! One of them is popular and the other one's even more popular. Anyway, just read! I sux at summaries anyway!

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Dude. That's totally Rollerball.

Is the popular one the athlete or the hooker?

[frostian.livejournal.com]

Heh, the popular one is the athlete, not the hooker. I really hope other writers I like do this 'cause this is just a riot!!

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Hee!

I'd bet Jared would be a popular hooker...

But anyway, yeah, I'm having a blast. :)

[koyote19.livejournal.com]

There's one where Jensen is really rich but everyone hates him and wants to watch him get killed. He doesn't care though, he only wants to skate.

Oh, and I think Jared's in the fic too. But he's really poor. He might be a hooker. He and Jensen don't like each other at first, or maybe Jared wants to watch him get killed too. At the end, Jared's cousins kidnap Jensen.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Uh...."Live Drawing?"

(you rock)

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm lookin for a story I read awhile agoo. It was rilly good.

Um, it had Jensen in it and he was really pretty but wore long sleeves and glazzes. Jared had really sex friendly parents who were cool with him being gaye and all. Jensen was totally shy! LOL! I think Jared was a drawer and Jensen was a drawee. Jensen was really pretty.

Thanx for yer help! LOL!

(You can't tell at ALL that I read lots of really badly written story requests.)

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Jensen was pretty....that must be Rollerball. MMHmm.

[lomer.livejournal.com]

Close. It definitely featured balls, but I believe it was Dodgeball. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Right. With the Jenbot?

[lomer.livejournal.com]

There you go! NOW we're talking about the same movie. *g* It's the one where Jared and Jensen do a lot of choreographed dance, right? And then there's feats of athletism with dodgeballs, and possibly an aerial ballet.

By the way a boy ballerina is called a danceur. This is the sort of thing I learn in school. *g* (Also because I like to ask questions like this in class. Is it really nessisary to know? No. But it makes me more entertaining at parties. *g*)

Don't mind me, I'm in a weird sleep deprived mood tonight.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Hey. I don't think I did Dodgeball. You must be thinking some other author who takes totally crappy movies and write improbably serious AUs based on them.

Danceur. I like that.

Sleep is good. Letting someone sleep is like--my way of saying "I love you." I think that's why my fics have so much time spent in bed.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

GUYS I WAS READING THIS FIC AND IDK WHAT HAPPENED TO IT!!!!! Help, omg. Okay, so it had, like, this guy, who was homeless, and this other guy was like AAAH HELLO HOMELESS PERSON I FIND MYSELF BONDING WITH YOU, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE INSANE AND PROBABLY TALK TO STREETLAMPS. And there was this other dude who was like DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE HOT HOMELESS GUY, and the OTHER guy was like WTF WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT, and several chapters later he really wanted to. This fic, it is good. Oh, also, at one point there is a piece of art made out of canned goods and I think the homeless guy tried to shave. LINK ME PLZ??????????

(Sadly, this is how I bug other people about fic I have misplaced.)

[fannishliss.livejournal.com]

I'M HELPLESS with laughter now!!! I can barely type!

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

OMG are you trying to kill me, woman?


Off to write more of that one now...and just posted a bit.

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

There's this fic I read and I can't find it, a dude fucked a robot and made it cry. Does this ring a bell? I just love that crying robot, lol, it's hot. ;)

(More classic. Hmm.)

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

That was Rollerball, right?

[backinblack.livejournal.com]

Guys does anyone know about that fic where JDM didn't fuck Jared but instead shoved a buttplug in his ass? And he was like HERE YOU GO, YOU HAVE HIM, I AIN'T GAY :)? It may have been mpreg, idk. :-? If this sounds familiar, let me know, I wanted to reread it!

[frightened.livejournal.com]

Best. Summary. Ever.

In a particularly "god damn, you BROKE my BRAIN" kinda way. Especially the mpreg. Buttplug babies!

[parmalokwen.livejournal.com]

So there's this guy, and he finds this kid hitchiking or something, and it turns out the kid is his brother's mutant clone, or maybe his mutant brother's clone, and they kick ass together.

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Oh god I can see someone asking for that fic in that way.