This should be a J2 fic.

[ladyjanelly]

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[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Well, that would depend on where you're going and on how big the boat is, first; and second, whether or not you're a psycho killer, rapist, or other socially undesirable sort.

Then, maaaaaybe, we'll talk. ;D

[ladyjanelly.livejournal.com]

Heh. But Jared's a big guy. He could safely trade some garage space for a boat trip, right?

[realpestilence.livejournal.com]

Chloroform: the great equalizer