Non-Hockey friends, sanity check please!
Jun. 22nd, 2014 07:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Hockey is eating my brain. The competence-kink in this fandom is through the roof. I no longer have any idea if these guys are even vaguely attractive or if it's just how damn good they are at the thing they do. So help me please, non-hockey-fans. Look at these pics. Tell me if they are good to look at (I limited myself to 2 photos of each boy)
1)Tyler Seguin -- Cute enough to be a high-priced escort?


2) Jamie Benn


3)Brandon Bollig


4)Patrick Kane


1)Tyler Seguin -- Cute enough to be a high-priced escort?


2) Jamie Benn


3)Brandon Bollig


4)Patrick Kane


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Date: 2014-06-23 03:04 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-06-23 03:54 am (UTC)Tyler Seguin makes me think of one of those "straight" boys who do gay porn, hahahaha.
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Date: 2014-06-23 04:10 am (UTC)And Jamie, oooh. He's this huge, soft-spoken young man, and then with the flip of a switch he's pounding some dude's face in with his bare fist. Bambi-eyes to demon-in-a-meatsuit in two seconds flat. And that's if the other team is lucky and he doesn't just score on them a whole lot instead of hitting somebody.
I totally fetishized his horrible hair in the hooker!fic I'm writing. here it is without a hat: https://38.media.tumblr.com/2c01f046fb7fa4852cd8035bdf54cea4/tumblr_n1ycf5edOH1tnl7bno2_250.gif
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Date: 2014-06-24 02:37 am (UTC)(I may have written the line Jamie sighs, and waits. After a minute or so, Tyler starts petting his hair, breaking up the shell of gel and combing his fingers through it. ) It's only gross until you fetishize it?
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Date: 2014-06-23 04:23 am (UTC)http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wv3yJ5HV1rsrcfso1_1280.jpg
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