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ladyjanellyHere's a song by the Austin Lounge Lizards, called "Stupid Texas song."
For people writing J2 fic, who aren't from Texas, consider it research. :)
Texas is a big state, north to south and east to west
Alaska doesn't really count, we're bigger than the rest
You can waltz across it, though, so grab your yellow rose
And sing another song of Texas, this is how it goes
One more stupid song about Texas
For miles and miles it rambles on
Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest liars anywhere
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo!
Even of our pride we're proud and we're proud of that pride, too
Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed
And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede
One more stupid song about Texas
You've heard it all before so sing along
Biggest belt buckles and boasts, love that big old Texas toast
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
Our accents are the drawliest, our howdies are the y'alliest
Our lone star flag's the waviest, our fried steak's the cream-graviest
Our rattlesnakes the coiliest, our beaches are the oiliest
Our politicians most corrupt, our stop signs most abrupt
Our guitars are the twangiest, our guns are the kablangiest
Our cattle the long-horniest, our yodels the forlorniest
Our cookoffs are the chiliest, our Waylon is the Williest
Our sausage is the smokiest, our neighbors are the Okiest
From Texarkana to El Paso, Dalhart down to Orange
Every spot in Texas has got what you're looking for
Aren'cha glad that Texas put the stars up in the sky
If heaven isn't Texas, pardner, I don't want to die
One more stupid song about Texas
Just 'cause we're braggin', that don't mean it's wrong
Biggest heads and biggest hearts, biggest various body parts
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
Toss your hats into the air, we're obnoxious, we don't care
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
One more blusterin', bumptious, bald faced, brazen
High flown, high-tone, dander-up, panderin'
Pompous, puffed-up, snotty, swaggerin'
Stupid Texas song
DL http://download.yousendit.com/CB4A8B834AEFB9F2
For people writing J2 fic, who aren't from Texas, consider it research. :)
Texas is a big state, north to south and east to west
Alaska doesn't really count, we're bigger than the rest
You can waltz across it, though, so grab your yellow rose
And sing another song of Texas, this is how it goes
One more stupid song about Texas
For miles and miles it rambles on
Biggest egos, biggest hair, biggest liars anywhere
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
By God we're so darn proud to be from Texas - yahoo!
Even of our pride we're proud and we're proud of that pride, too
Our pride about our home state is the proudest pride indeed
And we're proud to be Americans, until we can secede
One more stupid song about Texas
You've heard it all before so sing along
Biggest belt buckles and boasts, love that big old Texas toast
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
Our accents are the drawliest, our howdies are the y'alliest
Our lone star flag's the waviest, our fried steak's the cream-graviest
Our rattlesnakes the coiliest, our beaches are the oiliest
Our politicians most corrupt, our stop signs most abrupt
Our guitars are the twangiest, our guns are the kablangiest
Our cattle the long-horniest, our yodels the forlorniest
Our cookoffs are the chiliest, our Waylon is the Williest
Our sausage is the smokiest, our neighbors are the Okiest
From Texarkana to El Paso, Dalhart down to Orange
Every spot in Texas has got what you're looking for
Aren'cha glad that Texas put the stars up in the sky
If heaven isn't Texas, pardner, I don't want to die
One more stupid song about Texas
Just 'cause we're braggin', that don't mean it's wrong
Biggest heads and biggest hearts, biggest various body parts
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
Toss your hats into the air, we're obnoxious, we don't care
Let's sing another stupid Texas song
One more blusterin', bumptious, bald faced, brazen
High flown, high-tone, dander-up, panderin'
Pompous, puffed-up, snotty, swaggerin'
Stupid Texas song
DL http://download.yousendit.com/CB4A8B834AEFB9F2
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Date: 2007-03-14 03:02 pm (UTC)Love.
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Date: 2007-03-14 04:36 pm (UTC)Yeah, I might be putting a file of Austin Lounge Lizards on youtube tonight (especially if I can find the Texas song). Just discovered them yesterday and I'm laughing my ass off.
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Date: 2007-03-14 03:20 pm (UTC)haha... good stuff! i might have to download that :D
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Date: 2007-03-14 04:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-14 07:23 pm (UTC)http://download.yousendit.com/CB4A8B834AEFB9F2
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Date: 2007-03-14 10:11 pm (UTC)thanks!!
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Date: 2007-03-14 10:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-14 03:23 pm (UTC)no cowboy hats, but this might work... *lol*
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Date: 2007-03-14 04:28 pm (UTC)Just 'cause we're braggin', that don't mean it's wrong
Biggest heads and biggest hearts, biggest various body parts
When I first heard this on the radio (gotta love 95.3 the Range), I thought he said "Biggest Hands" instead of heads. I almost ran off the road laughing "OMG Jared!"
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Date: 2007-03-14 05:03 pm (UTC)OMG. That would be too perfect. *lol* I have one of Jared in a hat and one of Jensen in a hat (somewhere) (and one of JDM in a hat) but not one of them all together.
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Date: 2007-03-14 05:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-03-14 07:23 pm (UTC)http://download.yousendit.com/CB4A8B834AEFB9F2