Movie review: Devour.
Apr. 11th, 2008 09:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Non-spoiler review.
Okay. So. This is the worst movie I think I've ever seen. The Ackles boys did a great job and some of the other actors weren't bad. Jensen was in every scene except one, and that almost made it worse, because I couldn't fast-forward. Couldn't look away. He was all there being beautiful in the middle of this plotless wonder of a film.
I'd heard that there were script changes mid-production and it shows. Bad. Kendra and I are still asking each other "So why was that person there?" and "If and then and why what??"
And there were times in the movie when it's just Jensen looking at the camera for like 3 seconds at a time. Like they just kept filming and somebody should have trimmed that part out.
So bad.
If I ever watch it again it'll just be to screencap the pretty. And my god was he pretty in that. And bloody. And single emo tear.
Okay. So. This is the worst movie I think I've ever seen. The Ackles boys did a great job and some of the other actors weren't bad. Jensen was in every scene except one, and that almost made it worse, because I couldn't fast-forward. Couldn't look away. He was all there being beautiful in the middle of this plotless wonder of a film.
I'd heard that there were script changes mid-production and it shows. Bad. Kendra and I are still asking each other "So why was that person there?" and "If and then and why what??"
And there were times in the movie when it's just Jensen looking at the camera for like 3 seconds at a time. Like they just kept filming and somebody should have trimmed that part out.
So bad.
If I ever watch it again it'll just be to screencap the pretty. And my god was he pretty in that. And bloody. And single emo tear.
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Date: 2008-04-12 04:25 pm (UTC)I've only seem him in DA and Devour. And since neither were...overwhelmed with the high quality acting/storylines that you might hope for from TV, it's kinda easy just to laugh at them both. (Not that I've not seen DA multiple times. Jessica Alba in leather. *guh*)
What else has he done that you've seen?
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Date: 2008-04-12 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-12 04:41 pm (UTC)And you much watch the 4400. It is truly awesome. (And I'm not just saying that because Brooke Nevin is in it). S4 especially, is just so fantastic and creepy and you will cry in the finale.
(Hi, I'm Kip by the way!)
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Date: 2008-04-12 04:48 pm (UTC)I'm Amber! Nice to meet you :P lol
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Date: 2008-04-12 04:50 pm (UTC)And yup, Brooke is in the whole first season. Not that I'm obsessed.
*grins* Think we're hijacking this thread?
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Date: 2008-04-12 04:59 pm (UTC)Obsessions are fun :P
Hijacking? Now why would you say that? LOL
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Date: 2008-04-12 05:02 pm (UTC)Obsessions are the reason we exist. *nods*
Because our thread has somewhat taken off at a tangent? ;p But a good one, I'm having happy Brooke thoughts now, so thank you. *grins*
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Date: 2008-04-12 05:06 pm (UTC)Obsession is like 90% of my life lol
Happy Brooke thoughts are alwasy good! Heh, in our defense,
Btw, I'll be friending you now :)
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Date: 2008-04-12 05:09 pm (UTC)This is true. Maybe she'll change her mind now though. *grins*
I noticed, and friended back, because new friends? Always fun. *nods*
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Date: 2008-04-12 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-13 08:56 am (UTC)